In April 2012 i auctioned Happiness on eBay.
Winning bid: US $26


Item description:

This item comes in many forms, all of which are included in this sale. The item works best when well distributed.

Steady demand for this item and historically low rates of production have caused the value of this item to appreciate. Previous owners report a reciprocal relationship between this item and many other desirable items such as success, well-being and attractiveness. Friendship and romance can be more likely while in possession of this item. Possession of this item can also inhibit attractiveness, friendship and romance in some cases.

Money cannot buy this item, though it is frequently sold. It is often gained effortlessly at any time and at no cost. It is also sometimes found by way of hard work and at great cost. Although the pursuit of this item is a founding ideal of certain cultures, in the seller's experience this item is rarely acquired when pursued. In fact, pursuit of this item can delay its acquisition.

Buyer beware that an excess of this item can be detrimental to productivity. The opposite can also be true. The buyer should also be aware that this item is highly contagious. It is also a widely held belief that this item hinders the quality of artworks produced by its possessor, although this belief has yet co be confirmed. This belief was not a factor in the seller's decision to begin this auction. The seller has chosen to liquidate this item due to overstock.

The buyer will receive a signed, archival certificate of ownership, pictured above.